Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
