well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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