I think i sorta joined a cult last night
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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