You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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