At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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