I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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