We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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