Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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