butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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