Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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