it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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