dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
