Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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