is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The air taste purple.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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