Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
