Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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