So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We have started to decorate penises.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
