That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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