Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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