hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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