i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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