Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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