i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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