It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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