I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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