she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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