think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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