ya dads aren't the best wingmen
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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