So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's blow job season.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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