The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
