Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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