I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he shaved USA in his pubs
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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