we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
what if I'm pregnant?
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What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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