what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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