dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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