forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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