I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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