Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
did you just send me my own nude
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
