You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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