Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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