so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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