yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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