yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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