Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Randomize
