the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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