I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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