Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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