Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Michael Bay diarrhea
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
