So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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