What a fucking waste of an outfit
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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