why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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