i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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